The Office Bitch

The day started like any other typical day for John. He sat down with his morning cup of coffee and looked through the "help wanted" section of the newspaper. Since he'd been laid off of his banking job five months ago, for the first time in months he was beginning to get nervous about running out of time before his unemployment checks came to an end.

Suddenly, the telephone rang. There was a professional sounding male voice on the other end. "Hello, this is Mark Sanders calling on behalf of Wilson and Associates. Is John Stuart available?", the voice inquired.

"This is John. How may I help you?" John responded.

"I am calling in regards to a resume that you submitted to Garcia and Associates approximately two months ago. We are very interested in your qualifications in mortgage lending and commercial real estate. The CEO, Alex Garcia, is looking for someone with your qualifications to assist with the public relations aspect of the mortgage companies that we represent at our public relations company. Would you be available to come in for an interview today?"

"Sure, when would you like me to arrive?" John asked.

"We would like to see you immediately. Please hurry because Alex is very busy and does not have much time waste".

"I'll be right there, as fast as I can get through heavy traffic on the 101 freeway," John answered and quickly hung up the phone.

John immediately jumped up and ran to his closet, taking out his most expensive and professional-looking business suit. He slicked back his hair and looked in the mirror before heading out the door with his favorite briefcase. "Man, I sure do look professional. I'm feeling lucky today," he said to himself as he looked in the mirror before leaving the house.

When John arrived at Garcia and Associates, the same male who had called him earlier in the morning greeted him. "Alex will see you immediately. Please come with me," the male stated.

John looked around at the lavish office building and thought to himself, "Alex Garcia must be loaded. This place looks top notch. This is the man that I want to work for".

John entered into a large office and sat down. The office was empty. As he sat waiting, he looked up at the wall above the desk and looked at all of the diplomas, awards, and certificates that Alex Garcia had obtained. John was really impressed and was really nervous because he really needed this job or he would finally have to borrow money from his parents.

Suddenly, the door opened and in walked a beautiful Latina in a business suit and spiked heels. She had long, dark brown hair that was flowing around her shoulders and her suit hung tightly on her perfectly curved body. "Man this guy has a fine looking secretary! Not bad!!" he thought to himself.

"Hello," she stated, "my name is Alex Garcia, CEO of Garcia and Associates. Are you here for the interview?" She shook his hand with a firm grip.

John was stunned. She was Alex Garcia? He thought that she was the secretary.

"What are you staring at? What did you expect, a man?" she inquired. She looked at him firmly over the top of her sexy librarian-esque glasses.

"Well, yes. To be honest," John admitted.

"I suggest you get the hell over that then. Do you have a problem working for a woman?" she asked, starting fiercely at him.

"No, not at all," he responded.

"Good. Now, tell me, why the hell should I hire you? What makes you so special that I should allow you to the pleasure to step foot into my company?" she asked.

John began to tell her about his qualifications. He had extensive experience with working in a bank, especially with assisting customers who were buying commercial real estate. John couldn't really tell if she was impressed at all with the way that she was looking at him as he listed off all of his experience and qualifications.

"None of that really impresses me," she stated, nonchalantly. "Do you know how to type? Do you know how to work a copy machine? Are you familiar with Microsoft word, powerpoint, and excel?" she asked.

"Well, yes," John stated. "When I was in college a long time ago I was an intern for a lawyer and I handled those types of tasks".

"Do you consider yourself to be obedient?" she inquired. She once again stared firmly at him, while tapping her pen on the desk as she waited for his response.

"Yes, I am a very loyal employee," he answered.

"Good, because I require obedient and hard-working employees," she said in a low voice. "I am very demanding and expect excellence. I demand utmost attention to detail. I expect you to be on time and have my tasks completed within the established time frame. I expect that you have the attitude that no task I ask of you is "below you". Are you interested in the position?"

"Of course", John answered.

"Well, you're hired. If you do not meet my expectations, you will be let go immediately. Do you understand?" she asked.

"Yes", he responded.

"In the future, you will refer to me as "Ma'am. 'Yes, Ma'am' is how I expect you to answer me in the future. Furthermore, the first thing that you will do is change that ugly suit and briefcase of yours. I will have one of our clerks assist you with picking out a better suit. I don't want any of our clients to see you in a suit like that", she responded.

John was in shock. "This job better pay well because this lady seems like a bitch," he thought to himself.

Alex turned to her telephone and buzzed someone on the outside of her office. "Michael, please come into my office. I would like you to meet my new secretary, John. Come assist the newest office bitch with getting a suit and briefcase to my liking".

Suffering from Perv Withdrawals?!

Well boys, as many of you Niteflirt.com addicts know, their system is down because they are overhauling the system. What was originally only supposed to be one hour has turned into a lot longer than that. Apparently they are upgrading the system with better features such as paid chat, etc.

So what are you perverts to do while the system is down? The deadline for having the site up and running keeps getting pushed back farther and farther, so you might as well start looking at some options!

First off, you can try the beta test site. Niteflirt says that the functionality might be all messed up with multiple attempts at connection, but it's worth a try if you are really desperate!

Another option is that you can sign up for the free cam and video site "rude.com". It's free to join and many of my little pets have been giving me feedback that it's their newest little addiction. It has cam, chat, video, pics, stories, and the list goes on and on. Check it out and let me know what you think!

For those of you who need a little porn fix, you might want to check out porn.com. They are offering a free 2 day trial and you'll have full access to all of the videos, cam, pictures, chat, etc that the site has to offer. They have tons of vanilla porn as well as fetish videos, including a bdsm section. I might even sign up for the porn.com site because I just noticed that they have a "man in suit" section. You know me and my business men-**evil giggle**.

An additional option that you can fall back on is the good old "Adult Friend Finder" social networking sites. The adult friend finder networks are completely free with the option to pay for additional services. Plus, they are full of women who are actually looking for real time fun. You can find free pictures, blogs, live cams, chat, email, and all that perv stuff. If you are into the fetish and bdsm scenes, you should check out alt.com. If you are more into the porn and sex scene, you should check out adultfriendfinder.com. And, if you are a cock-sucking little male SLUT, you should check out the outpersonals.com. I personally have had an alt.com profile for years and I love the people who I meet there =).

If you are looking for some of your favorite phone girls, you might want to head over to talksugar.com and see if they are now over there. I've been hearing that some girl have opened talksugar accounts until niteflirt is all sorted out.

Good luck. I'll be posting additional resources soon for some of you who might be going through withdrawals =).

What Better to Occupy Your Time With

One of my boys confessed to me that he dropped off the face of the Earth because he was addicted to rude.com. Can you believe that shit?

Well, maybe I will use that to my advantage because in the next couple of weeks I will be going on a two week vacation and maybe rude.com will keep you assholes busy. It's free to join up and they've apparently got tons of stuff to do! You can check it out here.

Hell, I should have some of you idiots make some videos of yourself, and I can actually post them up there on rude.com!!!

Over on my sissy therapy blog I am accepting stories that sissies have written to feature on the site. If you have a sissy story that you would like to have included, please email it to redhotreviews@yahoo.com.

In the next couple of weeks I also plan on moving this blog over to a hosted account, so stay tuned!!

Double Duty Office Supplies

I've been thinking about writing a story about beating my male secretary and generally making him miserable. I asked people on twitter the following question: What is something that is in an office setting that I should beat my male secretary with? I got the following suggestions:

• A three hole puncher
• The long rod used to open and close blinds
• A large pad of legal pads
• Hit him in the head with a rolled up Wall Street Journal (after I read it, of course)

Someone mentioned that it also might be fun to put some nair in his lotion, so that all his hair will fall off and he won't know why.

Does anyone have any other suggestions?

Hey Bitches

Well, apparently I missed a call today. I must have not had reception, because my phone never rang!

I just decided that I am going to go on an ancient Goddess worship trip to Greece. I am very excited about it! You'll hear more about it soon! Of course you will be able to sponsor me, if that's what you're wondering.

Later!!

Friday Update

I've decided that I am going to keep my phone on for a bit while I got to work. If I'm going to be interrupted at work, you will sure pay for it at $50.

I expect that by the time I get home from work tonight that I have tons of tributes sitting in my inbox and tons of wishlist items purchased off of amazon, jackasses. I deserve the best.

I also expect that when I open up my inbox that I will have tons and tons of sweet emails of love and adoration. Make yourself useful. 

Games of Chance!

My, my, I love surprises. Yesterday a certain someone pissed me off because he thought that he would make a decision without consulting with me. So I blocked his ass on twitter and then ignored him all day. 

Yesterday he had also asked me if he could have an orgasm. Now you know me and orgasms. I'm the Queen of Total Denial, right? But every once in a while I will allow you to go off into your corner when you are alone and not in my presence and have the treat of spilling your load. But it's a rare occurrence and frankly you will have to work your ass off for it. 

I pretty much told him that he would have to pay for his orgasm. He asked one of my twitter friends how much she thought that I should charge him to orgasm. She told him that he should propose $50, but that I would probably charge $100. Then she told him that she would charge $500 if it were up to her. 

I was busy ignoring him, mind you. Later he rectified the situation after righting his previous wrong that he had committed with me, so I added him back on to my twitter account. He sent me a direct message and asked me if I had checked my email. Honestly I didn't even want to check the email because I thought that it was going to be filled with all sorts of excuses as to why he did what he did when he pissed me off.

But no, lo and behold he sent a $500 Amazon gift certificate. Good for him. I just love when I am surprised. 

So I've decided that I am going to now play a couple little games with him-lucky fool. We are going to pick six amounts of money, randomly pick one of my twitter friends, and have them choose a number between 1-6. And whatever number my friend picks, he will have to then pay the amount associated with that number. And we will play over and over and over again as long as I want until he is whining, crying and groveling that he can't take it any more. 

So, who else wants to play this game? It will be just like being in Vegas. Maybe I'll even let you pick a number for someone else!